Couches on Fire

A Morgantown Area Music and Culture Blog

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Never Feel Neglected Again


Has anyone read the UnderDawg's (Oops! Vomited in my mouth again!) new NorthCentral Noize column in the Graffiti yet?

All is normal(ly shitty and boring), until His Royal Dawgness gives us his take on the Bob Mould show:

Down at the Rosewood, it was former Husker Du frontman Bob Mould, solo, on the Body Of Song tour. This guy has been through more permutations than I can count, but never fails to entertain, and he was right on with an affecting vocal style that was reminiscent of Sting, and a guitar technique that brings back memories of early 'Floyd, and Emerson-Lake, & Palmer (sic). He started the set acoustic with some high energy anthems to post industrial angst and finished up electric, which gave the room a strong college radio vibe. Good show. Mould is maturing into a classy, intelligent artist. Catch him if he's in town.

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Need I say more?

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Of course I do!

So I wrote Graffiti a letter:

Dear Once-Great West Virginia Entertainment Guide Whose Name I Refuse to Speak Out Loud,

It's funny how things change, isn't it?

Back when "The UnderDawg" began writing the "NorthCentral Noize" column, myself and a lot of other hardworking, independent musicians here in Touchdown City (you know, the ones that frequent that wacky, crazy "123" place?) were quite miffed by the fact that His Royal Dawgness deliberately ignored every Morgantown band that was worth hearing.

Now, after reading The Dawg's take on a performance by indie/punk legend Bob Mould
-- in which poor Bobby is compared to Pink Floyd, ELP, and Sting -- I realize that being ignored by the Dawgster is really a blessing in disguise, as our canine scribe has little to no musical frame of reference after 1974 or so. In other words, he don't know Dawggie Doo.

So Dawgman, keep up the good work, and keep ignoring us. Please.

Fair Enough,

James Marinelli

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I usually don't do things like this, but I have to let the Graffiti know that at least some of us have standards.

11 Comments:

  • At 11/22/2005 6:29 PM, Blogger Skull-Shaped Maracas said…

    amen! i've been amped by the resurgence of stencil graffiti lately... that shit is punk!

     
  • At 11/22/2005 7:54 PM, Blogger miafrate said…

    Way to go J!

     
  • At 11/22/2005 9:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ok... well, I guess I'll be the "old guy" here and state the obvious - Emerson, Lake, and Palmer DON'T HAVE A GUITAR PLAYER !!! How can you compare guitar stylings to a keyboard, a bass and a drumset? At least he got reviewed - albeit misguided - it was nice to see Bob Mould get some recognition.

    Adrian

     
  • At 11/22/2005 11:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    This sentiment is echoed by everyone I know in this entire town. That column is pure dog shit. (I can't bring my self to the level of faggotry neccesary to do the cute spelling, even out of pure sarchasm.) But really, the whole damn Graffitti is pretty much ass nowadays anyway.

     
  • At 11/23/2005 9:38 AM, Blogger miafrate said…

    Not to mention all the sexist, racist, and pro-war nationalist shit that paper publishes too.

     
  • At 11/23/2005 1:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    baaaahahahahahahahaha..

    -matt pryor

     
  • At 11/23/2005 2:06 PM, Blogger Skull-Shaped Maracas said…

    I don't know, Adrian, I can't say fer sure, but if I had to guess I'd say that Bob would not be happy about being compared to good ol' Emerson Lake and Palmer. He doesn't need the press that bad.

    We on the other hand do. But an informed, intelligent press.

    Hence: Couches on Fire!

    Long live C.O.F.!!!

    PS. Yes, Mikey. I was going to go into the general decline of the Graffiti in my letter (especially the very disturbing far right anti-Arab sentiment), but I wanted to stay on target. Plus, Emily already said what a lot of people wanted to a few months back in a letter of her own. Not that another blast at the Graffiti's recreational bigotry wouldn't have helped...

    PPS. Adrain is right! ELP didn't have a guitarist (which makes the Dawg's review that much more absurd)! You know, Bob would fit right in there... Is there a collaboration in the works?? I can see him playing a 20-minute guitar solo right in the middle of "Carn Evil." Heh.

     
  • At 11/24/2005 5:08 PM, Blogger Brian said…

    For those who don't already know it, the 'Dawg' is actually the replacement the new Graffiti managament chose over Jeremy "Sparking" Groghan when they took over. So in some small part, they did us right by thus inspiring Jeremy to set some couches on fire, metaphorically, and thus give this a life all of its own. I've always thought Morgantown needed an internet hangout anyway.

    But yeah, the Dawg's reviews smell of poo and most of Graffiti does too.

     
  • At 11/24/2005 10:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    as if jeremy can ever be truly replaced...

    jm

     
  • At 11/25/2005 2:38 AM, Blogger Jeremy Groghan said…

    J you speak the truth. I plan to go out like Walt Disney and have my head frozen in a great big metal box to be revived when mankind has reached a new golden age of love and peace and enlightenment. Then me and Mr. Disney will fuck it up by building an obnoxious theme park.

     
  • At 11/25/2005 6:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    '...more permutations than i can count...'

    hmmm...

    i guess the dawg can't count past three...

    lessee...

    (1) huskers

    (2) bob

    (3)sugar.

    yep! that's three!

    feckin eedjit!

    sorry,

    j.

     

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