Couches on Fire

A Morgantown Area Music and Culture Blog

Friday, September 16, 2005

Show Review: 9/9/05: The Emergency, Thred, Descension Rate, 8Bitz

My first post for Couches on Fire, was going to be an essay that I had kicking around in my head tentatively titled, “Kick the Cliques”. It was to revolve around the fact that when I go to see most local bands, I encounter the same crowd. When Band X plays, you can count on finding their friends, roommates and girlfriends, but the crowd rarely varies from show to show. This can lead to a stagnant scene if you're the type of person who will see your favorite band repeatedly. The point of the essay was to implore the reader to check out bands they’ve never seen, playing music they may not be used too, and in turn, discover something they really like. What had never occurred to me is that the easiest way around this would be to book more diverse shows.

Most shows, local or otherwise, feature a headlining band doing what they do, and two openers who do pretty much the same thing, only not as well. This holds true for almost all types of shows, whether it be rock, folk, punk, indie, jam, hip hop or otherwise. However, last Friday’s show at 123 Pleasant Street crossed genres and made for one of the most entertaining and enjoyable local shows I’ve seen in a long time.

8Bitz got things started around 10:45, a full 45 minutes after I got to the bar. Whether or not bands should start on time has been widely debated within the confines of Couches On Fire, so I won’t beat a dead horse. All I will say is it led to me consuming more Stoney’s than I would have otherwise. I’d never seen the 8Bitz before, mainly because I’m the kind of show-goer who arrives late. Now know what I’ve been missing. These guys are the greatest thing since, well, the original Nintendo Entertainment System. MC Shy Guy and Koopa Killa delivered a hard hitting set of about thirty minutes covering topics ranging from cheat codes to Castlevania to the fact that you had to blow into that machine to get it to work. The only mildly negative thing one can say about these guys is that they need more songs. The 8Bitz are one good reason to never make it to a show late again.

Descension Rate was up next, and though their style of Industrial Metal may not be what I throw on the stereo when I get home from work, they put on a captivating performance. Ryan Postlewait’s blistering guitar playing and Jeff Jordan’s in your face singing these guys were an all out assault on anyone within earshot. Only the most sedate attendee could hold back the desire to bang their head and throw up the horns. I was most impressed with Stanislav Benkovic’s electronic drumming, which was delivered with passion and intensity, and at no time left the listener wishing they were listening to real drums. For over 45 minutes the audience at Pleasant Street was throttled like they deserved a beating.

Thred was up next with their granola laced brand of white-boy funk. Led by Adam Van Scoy’s popping bass lines they implored the crowd to move their asses, and the crowd was more than happy to oblige. Delivering tracks from their forthcoming CD such as “The Juice”, “Listen to Me” and “Toothless Bobby”, Thred provided the “sexual” portion of the show, according to frontman Bryan Pickens, delivering songs geared towards your rear. The crowd at Pleasant Street swelled in the penultimate slot of the evening, and they probably enjoyed the most cross-over success of the evening, their predominantly hippie fanbase infused with a number of indie-rockers and metal heads seeing what the commotion was all about.

By 1am it was time for the final act of the night, Morgantown standard-bearer The Emergency who delivered, as always. Their set was short and sweet, and featured what we’ve all come to know and love about Emergency shows. The songs were catchy, the fans were wild and the rock was on. By this time, your intrepid reviewer was up to his eyeballs in Stoney’s and just generally reveling in what was one of the best local shows in a long time. I thought about how, maybe the scene is getting less clique-ish, and that bands can come together and book exciting local bills that are across the board musically.

I talked to one musician after the show who referred to it to as a “State of the Scene” type show, and I couldn’t agree more. We need more of these.

As I staggered out into the night, I couldn’t help but think of a line from my favorite Emergency song, “Sharper Chins Will Prevail”, because we are, in fact, all in this together.


GO SEE LOCAL MUSIC!

40 Comments:

  • At 9/17/2005 6:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "you can count on seeing their friends, roomates and girlfriends"

    that "girlfriends" stands out like a sore (sexist)thumb. not every musician in morgantown is a straight male. thank you.

     
  • At 9/18/2005 2:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

     
  • At 9/18/2005 2:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i'm sorry you inferred a sexist slant from the piece. would 'groupies' have suited you better?

     
  • At 9/18/2005 3:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    sexist AND pro-censorship. who are you anyway, dude?

     
  • At 9/18/2005 3:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    in my own defense, the comment that was removed was made by me, but i deleted it once i noticed a glaring spelling error. i don't know why blogger wouldn't just let me edit my own comment, since it let me edit my main post repeatedly since it went up. so no, just sexist, at least from where you sit.

     
  • At 9/18/2005 6:10 PM, Blogger Brian said…

    Unfortunate word choice aside, I thought this was a good read. I like hearing an outside take on 'the scene' and how it is or isn't inclusive. These all-genre shows are something I think everyone is positive about. I've heard from some of the older set (Mr. Marinelli where are you?) that there used to be a lot more shows along these lines "back in the day." At least a lot of hippie bands and punk bands playing together etc. I think it's a good thing for everyone.

     
  • At 9/18/2005 10:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Granola laced? C'mon! Listen to the SONGS and ignore the drummres hair!

     
  • At 9/19/2005 10:58 AM, Blogger Skull-Shaped Maracas said…

    Point one: I'll put it as gently as possible. Please watch sexist language in any 'published' piece. I tell this to my all of my English students too. Seriously.

    It's not a 'pc-political-thought-police' issue or anything, it's just that you implied that there aren't any women musicians in town and that simply is not true.

    Plenty of valid music is being made by women in bands, and that's one of the reasons I love Morgantown. Proof? Go see Grundeldrag, Drown Culture, Ish, 10-Point Buck (RIP), American Sound Syndicate, or COBRA sometime. There's more to a scene's diversity than a hippie jam band playing a show with the Emergency, so please be careful with what you post.

    Point Two: I wasn't there, but EVERY local show should represent the current state of the scene.

    Point Three: As far as bills go, diversity shmiversity. There are two types of music: good stuff and crap. Liberated, evolved creatures that we are, we shouldn't bat an eye at a hip-hop band playing next to a punk band, playing next to a reggae band, as long as the bands are good, smart, have something to say, and are in it for the right reasons.

    Why should that even be an issue at this point?

    Point Four: Personally, I don't really like "hippie rock" after 1973 or so (gimme Captain Beefheart, the Byrds, early Zappa, Quicksilver Messenger Service, Hawkwind, Tyrannosaurus Rex, Country Joe and the Fish, and the early Grateful Dead over the current legions of pseudo-jam bands in Birkenstocks and hundred-dollar hemp shirts playing overpriced festivals to an audience of 'party-down' zombie rich kids) and yeah, I've heard Thred and have yet to be impressed, musically or otherwise. To these ears, they're a representation of latter-day hippie culture, and I have no time for that. Sorry.

    Being inclusive is important, sure. But why would you include something that has nothing original, creative, or intelligent to offer?

     
  • At 9/19/2005 12:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "There are two types of music: good stuff and crap. Liberated, evolved creatures that we are, we shouldn't bat an eye at a hip-hop band playing next to a punk band, playing next to a reggae band, as long as the bands are good, smart, have something to say, and are in it for the right reasons."

    I agree, and this was at the heart of the peice. I feel like people who book shows tend to shy away from cross-genre bills for unfounded reasons, while musicians embrace them. I feel like it's a winning situation for all involved (bands, bar owners, and crowd).

    And again, I did not mean to imply that there were no female musicians in Morgantown, because there are many. In fact, there's a woman in my band, but she has a girlfriend, so where's that leave us?

     
  • At 9/19/2005 12:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i call bullshit: nothing sexist about it!

    it is an accurate and factual observation that you CAN count on seeing the bands' girlfriends at the show because MOST area musicians ARE straight males.

    can you COUNT ON seeing bands' boyfriends at a show? NO.

     
  • At 9/19/2005 12:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i call bullshit: nothing sexist about it!

    it is an accurate and factual observation that you CAN count on seeing the bands' girlfriends at the show because MOST area musicians ARE straight males.

    can you COUNT ON seeing bands' boyfriends at a show? NO.

     
  • At 9/19/2005 8:35 PM, Blogger The Wilkinsons said…

    Good lord - of all the damned things to be worried about and somebody cares about the use of "girlfriends?"

    There's NOTHING better for any of us to be concerned about? The stupid thing about those of us who are liberal is that we seem to genuinely believe that every issue is just as important as every other issue. That isn't true - not even close by a country mile.

    Point is - shut up and find something more important to worry about.

     
  • At 9/19/2005 10:25 PM, Blogger Skull-Shaped Maracas said…

    Anonymous: You haven't checked out Grundeldrag, Drown Culture, Ish, Cryptorchid Chipmunk, The Weedhawks, On, The Holy Ghost, Rachel Eddy and the Motown Rounders, American Sound Syndicate, or COBRA yet? (I apologize if I've forgotten anyone)I believe some of them may have a significant other somewhere.

    Gee...That's ten bands with women that currently play out. Pretty fuckin' cool if you ask me. And probably a first for this boys-club of a 'burg.

    Sam: I worry about sexism all the time. Especially in an article about diversity within the local rock scene.

    Sure, Town E's (who I'm sure is a reasonable, intelligent person)innocent mistake anywhere near the level of, say, legions of Nazi skinheads busting into any given Morgantown music venue and beating people to a pulp (I've sadly witnessed this before, thankfully not in Morgantown) but I do think it's important to choose one's words carefully. That's how I roll.

    Have a good evening,

    J

     
  • At 9/20/2005 12:30 AM, Blogger Jeremy Groghan said…

    Sometimes my girlfriend accuses me of sexism, she says "Jeremy, when will you respect me like a real person?" To which I reply "Whenever the fuck you manage to grow a penis out from your stupid vagina, you worthless cleaning machine!"

    Personally, I have no idea what she's complaining about.

     
  • At 9/20/2005 12:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    cheers to jeremy for adding a little bit of levity to the situation.

     
  • At 9/20/2005 1:14 AM, Blogger Jeremy Groghan said…

    Levity? Yeah, you would find that funny, wouldn't you?

    Misogynist.

     
  • At 9/20/2005 11:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Skull-Shaped Maracas-

    funny you should state i haven't checked out any of those bands. in fact, i've played in at least one.

     
  • At 9/20/2005 2:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Man, some of you liberals sure do like to willfully misinterpret things. I guess so you can act all liberal and stuff. We all know what was meant by the use of "girlfriends", and it in no way was sexist. It OBVIOUSLY implied anyone at a show due to a relationship-based obligation. Jesus, it folks like you, skull-shaped maracas, that get assholes like Bush elected. Who wants to live in your kind of world where no one can say anything with out it being deemed offensive. You need to be offended, if you ask me. Then maybe you can be desensitized to the point of actually being able to tell when something really IS offensive. Its all in the intent, people. And OBVIOUSLY there was no intent to offend. If you want to really be offended, ma'am, go see Thred....they've got a song called "Bitch Please." All you liberals need to go wash your sweaters!

     
  • At 9/20/2005 2:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Here, here. I agree. The liberals do need to go wash their sweaters. Ha ha. But seriously folks... I really do agree that we all need to lighten up. All of us musicians and scenesters need to remember that we're in MORGANTOWN FUCKING WEST VIRGINIA- not exactly entertainment capital of the universe. So maybe we don't need to take ourselves quite so ridiculously mind-numbingly seriously all the time. Besides everybody knows chicks can't play, any way.

     
  • At 9/20/2005 6:25 PM, Blogger Skull-Shaped Maracas said…

    The initial motivation of this blog was to provide an alternative to the 'Graffiti' and the 'Insider,' not a forum for insults and ignorance, made by most who don't even have the guts to reveal themselves. If you want to insult me, say it to my face. Until then, fuck off. I retire.

     
  • At 9/20/2005 6:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I'm siding with Skull Shaped Maracas on this one. This comment thread is getting pretty hateful, for no reason. The initial point of the article was that those four bands rock, and deserve your five bucks the next time they play out.

    We can stop splitting hairs and spewing drivel now. Thanks.

     
  • At 9/20/2005 8:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    some people are so sensitive. personally, i for one don't see the big deal behind either of these stances. i do agree that people could probably lighten up, though. i got town e.'s point. there really is a lot of great stuff going on in this town right now, if people can lay down their arms long enough to be entertained. in the mean time, try to think about what a person means before we fly off the handle about how insensitive, offensive, etc. a remark might be. i mean c'mon...some things are clearly not meant to be taken entirely seriously- or at the very least not literally. chill out people.

     
  • At 9/20/2005 10:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hey-
    why is it that when people are leaving comments (those meant to be 'taken seriously' or not), no one has the balls to leave their name? I suppose it's easier to hide behind the guise of anonymity then really mean what you say.

    Eir-Anne

     
  • At 9/20/2005 11:03 PM, Blogger Skull-Shaped Maracas said…

    All,

    Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I've had some dinner and chilled out. I retract my "retirement", and my "fuck off" statement. I don't want to retire, nor do I want anyone to fuck off. You can talk to me, and if you disagree with any view I may have (political, musical or otherwise), that's totally cool. And, for those of you who don't know me -- sure I'm hyperaware of a lot of 'issues' (as the say) but by no means should I be considered one of those so-far-to-the-left-(s)he-goes-to-the-right types.

    (note the parantheticals)

    (ahem)

    A few facts about me:

    Speak to me for five minutes (drunk or sober) and you'll see how seriously I do NOT take myself. In fact, one of my many charms (aside form making people angry by accident) is my self-deprecating sense of humor.

    I've been known to use the words "bitch", "tits", "cunt",
    "cock", and "douchebag" quite often.

    Oh yes, let's not forget the bathroom humor.

    One of my Favorite films is Blazing Saddles.

    Ever see "Delirious"? That Eddie Murphy stand-up routine from the early 80s? You know, where he does a gay Mr T ("C'mere boy, and lemme fuck you up d'ass!")? Well, I own it on two formats! I shit you not.

    I'm sure I could think of a few examples, but it's late and I've been up since 7AM.

    Anyhow -- Town-E: Sorry for the criticism. You're a good bloke.

    Same with (the irrepressible and decidedly un-PC) Jeremy Groghan, Brian, and Mikey. All good peeps who make me proud to call myself a Morgantonian.

    For all who have decided that they hate me (or something) well, in this instance the heroic thing would be to stick around, and either (a) start some sort of more positive dialogue, or (b) accidentally make you hate me even more.

    Anyway, have a good night. And may this be the end of the line.

     
  • At 9/22/2005 2:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Eir-Anne-

    have you noticed that the authors of this blog post under pseudonyms, and not their real names? have you chosen to question their masculinity as well ("don't have the balls")? and isn't THAT sexist???

    don't like the anonymous comments? tough.

     
  • At 9/22/2005 2:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Why is there so much negativity in Morgantown? Is it that some egos are just too big for this little town? You people need to get a grip, open your eyes, get off your narrow and high horses and get real! There is a big world to contend with that reaches far beyond the confines of beer, people who play music while taking themselves waaaay too seriously and sophomoric discourse on gender in the English language!

     
  • At 9/22/2005 5:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    geez, all -- i'm just trying to apologize and put a bit of levity into the situation -- you know, eddie murphy and such-not.

    golly.

    anonymous, i mean j.

     
  • At 9/23/2005 5:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    isn't this shit supposed to be about music? i didn't realize i walked in to a fucking social studies class.

     
  • At 9/24/2005 7:39 PM, Blogger Brian said…

    I'm safe from all this criticism since I've cleverly concealed my true identity by adding an R to my name. No one suspects!

     
  • At 9/25/2005 5:06 PM, Blogger Skull-Shaped Maracas said…

    ah yes, and for anyone to detect my true identity they'd have to go through the trouble of clicking on the blue "skull-shaped maracas" which precedes my volatile, controversial writ(h)ing. and that could take seconds.

    peace all,

    j

    ps: back from an inspiring weekend in dc.

     
  • At 9/26/2005 4:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    If this is a real "Morgantown" music scene page, why isn't all of the Morgantown music scene represented? You have links for Descension Rate and Thred in this original post, yet they do not have permanent links like 8bitz and the Emergency. And what about other Morgantown groups like Treasure Cat, the Greens, or Euclid, or a dozen more that you ignore? Why don't you guys come clean and admit that this is IN NO WAY A "MORGANTOWN" PAGE. It is simply just a bunch of U92/123 indie kids posturing to see who can out-indie who. Wow you guys are so pure and real!
    p.s.
    Shame on town e. dispatch for bowing down and apologizing for an innocent remark. Don't let these elitists get to you! Fight the good fight. Don't let them neuter the world!

     
  • At 9/26/2005 6:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ummm, townie dispatch works at u92, which i guess would make him a 'u92 kid.'

    just thought i'd clear that up.

     
  • At 9/26/2005 8:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Some clarifications. Hope this helps.

    "If this is a real "Morgantown" music scene page, why isn't all of the Morgantown music scene represented?"

    *Point one: It's a new blog.

    *Point two: Naturally, the music covered in this blog will follow the writers' interests. Thats life.

    "Shame on town e. dispatch for bowing down and apologizing for an innocent remark."

    *Point three: Scroll back. He didn't apologize because he didn't feel he said anything wrong. Town-E bowed down to no-one (if anything, he was apologized to by at least one person), nor does anyone want him to. This was understood by just about everybody
    --well, everybody but you.

    "don't let them neuter the world!

    *Point four: Eh?

    *Point five: You call for a neutral coverage. News Flash: "neutral" (good) and "neuter" (bad) are of similar roots and meanings. If COF were to cover everything, would it not neuter this blog of its content?

    Here's a plan: Why don't you start your own all-inclusive, non-elitist local music blog? Did it not occur to you that Couches On Fire need not be be the only blog about Morgantown Music? I mean, if you feel so strongly about this (and seemingly you do) then the burden is certainly on you to quit complaining and start your own music blog. At least it'll give you something more constructive to do than make insulting and sarcastic remarks about people you don't even know.

     
  • At 9/26/2005 8:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Some clarifications. Hope this helps.

    "If this is a real "Morgantown" music scene page, why isn't all of the Morgantown music scene represented?"

    *Point one: It's a new blog.

    *Point two: Naturally, the music covered in this blog will follow the writers' interests. Thats life.

    "Shame on town e. dispatch for bowing down and apologizing for an innocent remark."

    *Point three: Scroll back. He didn't apologize because he didn't feel he said anything wrong. Town-E bowed down to no-one (if anything, he was apologized to by at least one person), nor does anyone want him to. This was understood by just about everybody
    --well, everybody but you.

    "don't let them neuter the world!

    *Point four: Eh?

    *Point five: You call for a neutral coverage. News Flash: "neutral" (good) and "neuter" (bad) are of similar roots and meanings. If COF were to cover everything, would it not neuter this blog of its content?

    Here's a plan: Why don't you start your own all-inclusive, non-elitist local music blog? Did it not occur to you that Couches On Fire need not be be the only blog about Morgantown Music? I mean, if you feel so strongly about this (and seemingly you do) then the burden is certainly on you to quit complaining and start your own music blog. At least it'll give you something more constructive to do than make insulting and sarcastic remarks about people you don't even know.

     
  • At 9/27/2005 11:30 AM, Blogger Brian said…

    If you have any local band links please contact us and we'll be happy to add them. Just because they're not on there doesn't mean we hate those people. Jeremy did the links I think and he lives with Descension Rate's bassist, and I played keyboards for them for a while, not to mention the fact that we're all friends.

    The point is, we're going to cover the music we know, not all the music there is. I'm not going to write about things unless I can say something positive about them, so I'm going to stick to the shows I like. We never claimed to be all inclusive. It's a Morgantown music page in the extent which all of the music we cover happens in or comes from Morgantown, and that seems like a no-brainer to me. If that's not cool with you, then please go somewhere else for your news and discussion.

     
  • At 9/27/2005 4:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
    i like music, does anyone else here like anything?

     
  • At 9/27/2005 9:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ummm... i like.... stuff. do you like....ummm... stuff?

     
  • At 9/29/2005 11:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Oh yeah, and we do have a .com. heh I wish we had a little more traffic on there. It's not much but it's something! www.descensionrate.com

    Mr. Jeff Jordan

     
  • At 9/29/2005 3:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I like it when Jeremy comments.

    Evan!

     
  • At 10/07/2005 8:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "hey-
    why is it that when people are leaving comments (those meant to be 'taken seriously' or not), no one has the balls to leave their name? I suppose it's easier to hide behind the guise of anonymity then really mean what you say."

    For once in my life, I actually agree with the person who posted this.

    Don't hide behind anonymity, it's fucking lame.

    Also, this blog sucks dude. It's just a bunch of shit talking and complaining. Don't we get enough of that on people's myspace blogs.

    I'm gonna go to the shows I want to go to. Play the shows I want to play, do what the FUCK I want to do regardless of race, sex, age, or fucking price for fucks sake!

    FUCK!

    -John

     

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