Play A Show
Hey There Hooligans,
This is the man behind the mask, Mr. Jeremy M. Groghan, better known as "The Bean Machine" also known as "Your Mother's Maiden Name" and I'm here to tell you about a fantabulistic opportunity that can earn you fame, money, and a newer and better girlfriend.
I'm talking about playin' a show at The Side Pocket Pub in the Mountainlair as part of WVU's Up All Night. This is an exciting opportunity for you or your band to become a dozenaire, maybe even a hundredaire, and be the envy of all the international students.
Your musical performance will be recorded and will go down throughout the ages so that even when you are dead, future generations will hold hands and sing your songs. That is, until the Computer God forces them to work, as all children in the future do, in the deadly spider mines.
If you want to play this gig then you need to contact me immediately as supplies are limited, void where prohibited, not valid in Italy, Vermont, Texas, or The Future. Batteries not included, everything must go, stay tuned for more commercials, only while supplies last.
OUR SCHEDULE IS WIDE OPEN! PLEASE GOD HELP US!
Warmest Regards,
Jeremy "Bean Machine" Groghan
email: jgroghan@mix.wvu.edu
This is the man behind the mask, Mr. Jeremy M. Groghan, better known as "The Bean Machine" also known as "Your Mother's Maiden Name" and I'm here to tell you about a fantabulistic opportunity that can earn you fame, money, and a newer and better girlfriend.
I'm talking about playin' a show at The Side Pocket Pub in the Mountainlair as part of WVU's Up All Night. This is an exciting opportunity for you or your band to become a dozenaire, maybe even a hundredaire, and be the envy of all the international students.
Your musical performance will be recorded and will go down throughout the ages so that even when you are dead, future generations will hold hands and sing your songs. That is, until the Computer God forces them to work, as all children in the future do, in the deadly spider mines.
If you want to play this gig then you need to contact me immediately as supplies are limited, void where prohibited, not valid in Italy, Vermont, Texas, or The Future. Batteries not included, everything must go, stay tuned for more commercials, only while supplies last.
OUR SCHEDULE IS WIDE OPEN! PLEASE GOD HELP US!
Warmest Regards,
Jeremy "Bean Machine" Groghan
email: jgroghan@mix.wvu.edu
posted by Jeremy Groghan @ 1:41 PM
2 Comments:
At 9/02/2005 4:10 PM,
Anonymous said…
playing at the s.p.p. was magic, baby. nathan and jeremy worked hard to make last saturday's show happen and they deserve much respect.
and yes, every local musician that doesn't suck should play there.
jimminy
At 9/10/2005 5:57 PM,
Anonymous said…
As soon as I get my good equipment, you can bet your ass I will. Once again, I'm not exactly sure when this will be. Hopefully soon.
-Lemur Unit
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